What NOT to wear.

Can you believe that it's December? I think it's crazy how this year has gone by. It's going to be 2013 and I'm going to be 23. I guess I can kick the whole 'be married by 23' off the cliff and I can probably assume that I won't be losing 30 lbs by the end of the year... but hey. I did go back to school. So that's one thing I did accomplish. 


 Once upon there was a girl named ______. She truly hated wearing clothing appropriate to make public appearances. You might be wondering why and she'd be glad to explain. Clothing that is made to be pretty is always so uncomfortable. Everything is made a size to small so it fits snug and it means you can't overeat at a party. So one day she decided to go against all politically correct standards and walk out the door wearing this....

Gasp!!!! And as she walked around the busy streets of _______, she ignored all the stares that she received from the people who thought she was homeless she decided that she would continue to go against the norm and always wear clothing that made her look like she was heading to the gym on her fat day. She felt so free!

I dare you to feel like your on top of the world and wear something that you feel comfortable in for a couple hours. Go outside. Take a picture. Tie your hair in a knot and have a dance battle with yourself. 

True story. 

(I was actually taking pictures of my sister in law) 

Enjoy the stories that I make up in my head. 


  1. ahahhahaha thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
    love it

  2. I went to the mall in yoga pants a few weeks ago. (I don't do yoga...I just like the comfy pants) And it was very freeing. Found you through the Wednesday Whims link up!
    Penniless Socialite

  3. Aha! So funny. Great story. I do this on laundry day :)

  4. Ha, ha!! Awesome. Love it. :)


  5. This is hilarious! Thanks for linking up, I'm your newest follower:)

    Shelby xoxo


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